Yes, 27 years ago today I entered the world, unclothed and small. Today, I indulge only in occasional nudity, and I am much bigger. It seems I have come a long way. My best friend Rachel threw me a party yesterday - my close friends and even my parents (who are also my close friends) were there. [...]
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10. I prefer 1-ply toilet paper.
9. I don’t care for green tea.
8. I’m doing Weight Watchers, and it’s really not that bad. I’ve lost over 10 pounds so far.
7. I’m thinking about someday getting another tattoo: a peace sign.
6. I’ve always wanted to fly. Sometimes I dream about it.
5. I usually have [...]
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Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve posted. I’ve still got a bit of blog block hanging on. What should I write about? No idea is too crazy…
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Vice President Cheney will soon have the battery in his pacemaker replaced. I, for one, think that the doctors should use the proven effectiveness of the Administration’s Iraq Approach* to this situation:
1. Make a system so we know when the VP’s health is safe, and when he’s in imminent danger of a [heart] attack. (I’m thinking maybe some sort of [...]
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By now, you may have heard the news report about the NASA astronauts who were drunk on at least two flights. When told about this scandal, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan replied, “Wow, we could be astronauts.”
First the love triangle debacle, and now this drinking scandal! NASA is officially the world’s most expensive frat house. I would [...]
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Seeing as the name of my blog is “The Nuts Are Running The Squirrel House”, this picture seemed appropriate…(thanks, Terri!)
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Short, sweet, and delightfully abstract.
Q: What is yellow and invisible?
A: No bananas.
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There are a great many people in the world who are notably sadistic. Examples that come to mind are Hitler, people who torture fluffy things for money (**cough**Michael Vick**cough**) people who drive the speed limit in the left lane (why must I always be behind you?), and whoever invented the plastic wet-wipe dispensers that practically [...]
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Well, tonight (OK, techically tomorrow at 12:01am), the last Harry Potter book will be available for purchase. As I have spent the past month reading the 6 books that are out, I am anxiously awaiting the release of this last book. I plan to be in line tonight to get my grubby little hands on [...]
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Nice Work If You Can Get It
I must apologize for my infrequent posting and commenting these past few months. I lost my job in May, and in addition to joining the ranks of the unemployed in Michigan, I also joined the ranks of those who do not have convenient Internet access. Here’s hoping I find [...]
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