The Nuts Are Running The Squirrel House

A few of the main top stories:
Bush has promised to veto a health insurance bill that would benefit poor children. In a related story, this week he also proposed a plan to wean the U.S. off foreign oil with a new fuel made from sick poor children.
Florida farmers expressed concern after finding out that […]

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I sat at the computer ready to blog, but was at a loss as to the subject.  My friends Rico and Rachel each gave me ideas to blog about.  Rico wanted me to address the pressing question that’s on everyone’s mind: Does she sell seashells down by the seashore?
After extensive research (which included watching an unrelated […]

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10. ”Change for a ten?  No, all I’ve got are these pesky hundreds.”
9. ”Fritz and Hans, you are the final two applicants for the pool boy position.  Take your shirts off, oil yourselves up, and we’ll start the interview.”
8. “…And that’s how I won the Nobel Peace Prize.”
7. “These five rolls of film are from last year, […]

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I have always prided myself on my caring and softheartedness.  I feel that I have an ability to empathize and be compassionate, and I like that about myself.
There is, however, growing evidence that I am evil.  Don’t get me wrong…I’m not trying to be evil.  It’s kind of like nudity at a hippie compound…it just […]

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Yes, 27 years ago today I entered the world, unclothed and small.  Today, I indulge only in occasional nudity, and I am much bigger.  It seems I have come a long way.  My best friend Rachel threw me a party yesterday - my close friends and even my parents (who are also my close friends) were there.  […]

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