On this page the following entries were made in the “July, 2007” time-frame.
Archive for “July, 2007”
Because It Worked So Well The First Time
Vice President Cheney will soon have the battery in his pacemaker replaced. I, for one, think that the doctors should use the proven effectiveness of the Administration’s Iraq Approach* to this situation:
1. Make a system so we know when the VP’s health is safe, and when he’s in imminent danger of a [heart] attack. (I’m thinking maybe some sort of […]
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Drunk Off Their Asteroids
By now, you may have heard the news report about the NASA astronauts who were drunk on at least two flights. When told about this scandal, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan replied, “Wow, we could be astronauts.”
First the love triangle debacle, and now this drinking scandal! NASA is officially the world’s most expensive frat house. I would […]
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Swing Low
Seeing as the name of my blog is “The Nuts Are Running The Squirrel House”, this picture seemed appropriate…(thanks, Terri!)
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Joke For Today
Short, sweet, and delightfully abstract.
Q: What is yellow and invisible?
A: No bananas.
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In Case of Fire, Lose Hope
There are a great many people in the world who are notably sadistic. Examples that come to mind are Hitler, people who torture fluffy things for money (**cough**Michael Vick**cough**) people who drive the speed limit in the left lane (why must I always be behind you?), and whoever invented the plastic wet-wipe dispensers that practically […]
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Midnight at the Potter Oasis
Well, tonight (OK, techically tomorrow at 12:01am), the last Harry Potter book will be available for purchase. As I have spent the past month reading the 6 books that are out, I am anxiously awaiting the release of this last book. I plan to be in line tonight to get my grubby little hands on […]
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Brain Dump
Nice Work If You Can Get It
I must apologize for my infrequent posting and commenting these past few months. I lost my job in May, and in addition to joining the ranks of the unemployed in Michigan, I also joined the ranks of those who do not have convenient Internet access. Here’s hoping I find […]
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Funny Family Moments
Dad, helping me do a bit of summer cleaning, is folding clothes. He holds up my jeans (gargantuanly long, since my legs are as well), so the pantlegs are just brushing the floor.
Dad: They’re touching the ground, and they’re STILL up to my nipples!
While deciding where to best stow my Christmas tree:
Me: You know, the […]
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What’s So Bad About Hell?
Perhaps when planning your vacation, looking for retirement homes, or simply reading up on places you’ve never visited you’ve wondered, What’s so bad about Hell? The pictures don’t look THAT bad…
You aren’t alone in your wonderings. Many people have wondered the same things. I mean, really, if you can get past the unnerving screams of […]
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