On this page the following entries were made in the “March, 2007” time-frame.
Archive for “March, 2007”
1200 Miles Later
Thank you all for your support!!!! I will chronicle my trip for you below, but for those of you who want to know the short version, I didn’t get to audition. There were too many people, and they didn’t have time. They got through around 105 of us. I was 187. […]
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Last Weekend Before the Audition
This weekend I will be working on material for my audition in Minneapolis. I went online to see if there was anything I could find out about the audition from people who had been there before. Reading about their experience and some of their material, I feel out of my league. I haven’t been doing […]
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Jesus Loves You, But…
Ok, I am sorry for everyone who was offended, turned off by, or otherwise exposed to ANON1’s vicious comments. Why in the world did I wait this long to ban him? I apologize, because that was my fault. He’s gone. For good. Not changing my mind. I value you all much more than I value […]
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That’s a Bunch of Croc
For those of you who were worried about its extinction, take heart from this cnn.com article: “American crocodile back from the brink.”
I, for one, am glad the American crocodiles are making a comeback. I was so sick of those Canadian crocodiles with their syrup and tuques. Besides, people in Florida were running out […]
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My Favorite Joke
For those of you who question my sanity, here’s some more fuel for the fire: my favorite joke.
A farmer was selling one of his horses, and a man asked if he could take the horse out for a ride. “Sure,” says the farmer. “But I’ll warn you - this horse has a quirk. If he […]
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Simma Down Now
Hey, here’s a huge surprise: people in the Middle East are upset about something.
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe–such a peaceful oasis of tranquility makes you wonder how anyone could possibly have anger issues or blind hatred for something they’ve never seen. But I came across this article on cnn.com. Take a […]
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10 Things I Hope to Say on TV Someday
…perhaps in an interview, or on a talkshow.
10. “We have nothing to fear but fear itself…and also, ghost pirates.”
9. “I like my men like I like my lava lamps: bright, fun to look at, and good at volleyball.”
8. “Money isn’t the root of all evil. The root of all evil is found underground at […]
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The Iceman Cometh…When Necessary
In yet another personal revelation that may push you into the “We Hope She Never Procreates” camp, I must admit to a strange quirk:
I go to great lengths to avoid filling my ice cube trays.
It shouldn’t be a big deal, really. I have two ice cube trays. Filling both of them and putting […]
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Interview With The Panda
I saw this story on cnn.com. Here is an exerpt:
An animal research center in northern China has appealed to the world for help to fashion an artificial leg for a panda that lost a limb in a fight, local media reported on Thursday.
…”Niu Niu’s spirits have lifted, the wound has healed and her appetite […]
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Indonesia: Just Send Me A Postcard
Many countries have nicknames or unofficial titles. The USA is the “Land of Opportunity”. Ireland is “The Emerald Isle”. I’m sure Cuba’s unofficial title is “Land of People Who Are Building Rafts to Leave and Go to the Land of Opportunity” but I haven’t verified that one. (On a related note, […]
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