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How Not To Die At Sea World
Three easy steps:
1. Don’t train any animal with “killer” in its name, such as a killer whale. Wait around for the discovery of a “snuggle” whale.
2. If you do decide to ignore step #1 and train a killer whale, please realize that when you wear a black skin-tight wetsuit, YOU LOOK LIKE A SEAL.
3. Also realize that [...]
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