On this page the following entries were made in the “December, 2006” time-frame.
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How Not To Die At Sea World
Three easy steps:
1. Don’t train any animal with “killer” in its name, such as a killer whale. Wait around for the discovery of a “snuggle” whale.
2. If you do decide to ignore step #1 and train a killer whale, please realize that when you wear a black skin-tight wetsuit, YOU LOOK LIKE A SEAL.
3. Also realize that […]
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These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kings
The Bible doesn’t really elaborate on the story of the Wise Men. If it had, you probably would have seen something like this:
Caspar: Well, the Lord has given us a sign, and we must follow the star. You guys packed?
Melchior: Yup.
Balthasar: Yup.
Caspar: All right, then. Let’s go. We can take my Ford Expedition.
Melchior: Aptly named.
Balthasar: […]
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