On this page the following entries were made in the “December, 2006” time-frame.
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You and You A Clone
Scott Adams put an interesting post on his blog today. Basically, he poses this situation: you’re a supermodel who has no money. A billionaire offers you $100,000,000 for your DNA so that he can clone you for himself. The clone will basically be for his own sexual pleasure. She will be raised in such a […]
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A New Christmas Tradition
I love Christmas traditions, but sometimes you need to throw in a new one. Not just any tradition, however. It’s got to be meaningful enough to keep going, fun enough to look forward to, and just cryptic enough to throw the uninitiated off their guard. I submit to you such a tradition: […]
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I Have Arrived
My manatee-and-jumper-cables picture is now on HornyManatee.com (the site by Late Night with Conan O’Brien). You can see it here:
http://www.hornymanatee.com/fan_art/15154.shtml
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Unresolved
A new year is almost upon us…like Miss USA on Miss Teen USA.
Many people are going to make resolutions, write goals lists, and turn over new leaves for 2007. Not me. Well, not officially anyway. I learned long ago that I’m not a “long haul” person in certain respects. For example, […]
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HornyManatee.com, Part 2
Here’s another one I submitted. It’s just wrong.
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HornyManatee.com
No, I’m not a pervert. HornyManatee.com is from the Conan O’Brien show. I submitted two pictures for their fan art section. Come on. Horny Manatees are funny. The first one is called “Creation of Horny Manatee”:
The second one is called “A Manatee Beauty” (think, the “American Beauty” movie):
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I Hate People.
Well, not really. But I work in customer service, so I’m getting very close. The longer I work in a service field, the more amazed I am that that human race hasn’t died out long ago. We certainly contradict the idea of survival of the fittest.
Caveat: I certainly am not referring to you, gentle reader. […]
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Why Do They Let Me Out, Again?
My bosses had an extra ticket to the Gospel Communications Christmas banquet last night. Kathy Troccoli sang, and talked a little. She is single, and she mentioned that Jesus is her Husband. After the banquet was over, she was standing back by the table with her CDs and books. I went up and told her […]
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Is God A Jerk?
Now, don’t get your undies in a bunch. It’s just a question. Partly for shock value, partly to tell you that this is going to be an honest post about questions that most people who are serious about the issue of faith have probably thought about at some point. If you are not one for […]
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Sixty-Five Years Out
Especially in recent decades, each generation has been affected (sometimes even defined) by specific historic moments, for example, September 11, 2001, the Challenger explosion, and the assasination of President Kennedy. Today marks the 65th anniversary of one of those types of events–the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
It’s amazing that even 65 years later, old men tear […]
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