On this page the following entries were made in the “November, 2006” time-frame.
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Yellow Rain
Do squirrels just pee wherever they are (even in trees), or do they climb down to the ground to pee?
I’ve never heard of anyone getting peed on by a squirrel.
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Witty Comics
Yesterday I signed up on the Witty Comics website. They have backgrounds and characters, and you can make your own 3-panel comic strip. All you have to come up with are the words. I’ve done several so far. I made a new page called “Witty Comics”. There you will find links to my comics. It […]
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I Need A Vacation Or They Need More 80s Music
Two of my coworkers are talking. I approach.
Me: We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under the dock. And there they found a rock. But it wasn’t a rock. It was a rock…LOBSTER!
Coworkers: **Silence**
Me: B-52s?
One coworker: Sorry.
Me: And…scene.
I walk away.
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Happy Feet
I like free stuff.
I don’t mind embarrassing myself.
I love movies.
Thus, when my friend Leigh offered to pay for my movie ticket and food if I went to see “Happy Feet” while wearing my penguin costume, I said “Yes.” So she, her husband, and their beautiful baby girl and I went to see Happy Feet last […]
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You’ve Probably Never Wondered This
Let’s say you come home from work and your neighborhood has been destroyed by hail. Let’s also say that whatever is left is now being eaten by ravenous locusts. As you watch your neighbor being carried off by an industrious cadre of hungry insects, you would probably be wondering, Is this a plague, or just a […]
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You May Have Noticed A Change
Well, that’s probably an understatement. I’ve totally revamped the blog design. Let me know if you like it. (At least you don’t have to see my big ole’ face when you come to the page!)
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A Joke I Heard The Other Day
A man in the checkout line was watching the lady in front of him put her items on the belt. There was bread, milk, eggs, and butter. He nonchalantly asked her, “You’re single, aren’t you?” She said yes, and was amazed at how he would know that–she hadn’t bought anything out of the ordinary. After […]
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Swing, Swing, Swing!
SO FUN.
In Friday’s post, I told you I was going swing dancing on Saturday night. I had a fantastic time. Before the dance, my friends and I went shopping. I bought a red 1940s-esque shirt that was red with white polka dots. I already had a black skirt that went just below my knees, and at the […]
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Please Help!
This is a post from the blog of a friend-of-a-friend. Please keep them in your prayers, and if you are in the GR area, please keep watch.
MISSING FROM GRAND RAPIDS, MI:
Kayla
My 16 year old daughter has been gone since Monday night around midnight!!
Date of birth: 7/29/1990
Hair Color: Dyed, blond, brown, redish highlights
Eyes: Brown, wears glasses
Height: […]
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