On this page the following entries were made in the “October, 2006” time-frame.
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A Day In The Life Of A Roach
As I mentioned in a previous post, I am a cockroach for halloween.
This is the stock photo of the costume:
And this is me in the costume:
I must say, wearing a cockroach costume does present it’s own unique set of circumstances. Here are some things I’ve thought, said, or done today:
Leaving For Work
“Crap. I can’t get […]
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Abortion
A heavy subject, and timely, seeing as many people vote according to how a candidate stands on this issue. (I personally think that basing your voting choice solely on this issue is a bad idea.)
Currently, I would label myself as pro-choice. I think that abortions should be safe, legal, and rare. Here is an article […]
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Creative Couture Corner
Tired of wearing the same winter coat year after year?
Want to make your clothes stand out in a crowd?
If so, then pay attention: you can customize your wardrobe FREE in only 6 easy steps! In the below example, I’ll show you how to customize the belt of your winter coat for a one-of-a-kind look.
Step 1: Find your […]
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When Suffrage Brings Suffering
Ah, yes. It’s that time again. Every two years or so, we are bombarded during commercial breaks with ads about how Jane Smith isn’t a good governer/senator/etc. or how John Doe should be re-elected because he has created thousands of jobs. This year happens to be the gubernatorial race in Michigan between Jennifer Granholm and Dick […]
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Let’s Rephrase That
Am I the only one who thinks that the media should stop using the word “probe” when speaking of investigating sex-crime accusations?
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An Entertainer’s Fears
I have dreams. I’d love to be on SNL or Mad TV. I’d love to be on a TV show or in a movie. I’d like to perform for sold out crowds.
Problem is, I haven’t really had any exposure yet. I need to go to a bigger city, where there’s more entertainment opportunities, and famous training […]
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Start Spreadin’ The News
I’ve been listening to Liza Minnelli and just ordered a bunch of books about her and her mother, Judy Garland. The fame/performance bug may have bitten me…”It’s up to you, New York, New York!”
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That Bug Going Around
I found my Halloween costume for this year.
I plan to sneak into people’s Halloween parties and chew off little pieces of whatever food I can find in their kitchen. But I’ll do it in the dark. If they turn the lights on, I’ll run underneath the refridgerator.
Speaking of bugs, the baby panda in this video must have […]
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Night of the Double Spork
Do you believe in omens? Yeah, neither do I. But…
Last night after picking up a deliciously nutritious dinner at Taco Bell, I looked in my bag and found this:
Yes. That is a double-spork. Most sporks come like this:
But no, there were two sporks in that one package. Some people would have taken that as an […]
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Playtah’s Profundity: Animania
1. Even though the Rhinoceros has a horn and thick hide, I bet sometimes he cries inside.
2. When the deer looks at me with those wide eyes as if begging me not to shoot it, I think to myself It’s not my fault you’re helpless and taste delicious with a dry rub.
3. If I was […]
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