On this page the following entries were made in the “September, 2006” time-frame.
Archive for “September, 2006”
Back On The Market, With A New Super Power
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Of course, hell had no fury like my temper to begin with, so when I am also the woman scorned, hell looks like a refreshingly air-conditioned day spa.
After two hours of driving, a wasted Friday night and a lovely Taco Bell dinner–paid for and attended by me […]
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Why No Hindu Terrorists?
If you’re like me, you’ve probably noticed that virtually all of the violent bombings and terrorist attacks in the news are related to Radical Islam. Although I’m sure every religion has occasional violent followers, when is the last time you cringed when you saw the aftermath of a Hindu terrorist attacks? For me, never. So […]
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Random Thoughts
1. If you are the official thrown out during a coup, what happens to your stuff? Does the new ruling party get to keep all your clothes, pictures, etc., or is it like a bad break up where they throw all of your stuff on the front lawn?
2. You know those silicon packets that you find […]
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Walt’s Vault
I saw a commercial the other day: “Disney is releasing ‘Bambi’! This digitally remastered film will only be available for a limited time. Get your copy today, before this movie goes back into the Disney vault!”
After seeing a commercial like this, most people are fine and can go back to watching their shows as if nothing […]
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Spice Up Your Biography
People who write biographies often have to search through many documents about their subjects. Probably the most fun ones are the personal documents like diaries, journals, day planners, etc. You can learn a lot about people by reading what they’ve written.
With this in mind, I think if I ever get famous, I’m going to have […]
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Mail-Order Fried
Instead of those little yellow flags that people put on mailboxes to signal when the mail’s here, what about just hooking up 50,000 volts to the mailbox? That way, all you’d have to do is listen for the screams. Mail’s here!
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Happy Friendiversary!
It is my best friend’s and my 4th friendiversary today. We met at work four years ago, and my life was never the same. Rachel wrote a great post on her blog of how we met.
Rachel, you have improved my life so much by your friendship. You’ve helped me grow and challenged me. You’ve accepted […]
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…And Your Giant Dog, Too
There are many unfunny things in the world–disasters, suffering, SARS, and any host of a “funny videos” show. However, these all fade into the background when compared with the monarch of unfunny…Marmaduke.
For the life of me, I don’t know how the Marmaduke comic strip has lasted this long. It is one of the most un-funny […]
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