On this page the following entries were made in the “August, 2006” time-frame.
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Does This Theme Make My Butt Look Big?
I thought it was time to switch up the look of my blog, so I did.
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Re:Fw:Email Forwards
Q. What is the similarity between breeding, driving, and forwarding email?
A. There should be a standardized test to allow only those who are capable of doing so responsibly to engage in these activities.
Unfortunately, only driving has that distinction as of now. But I will leave driving and breeding (and the logical crossover: driving WHILE breeding) […]
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Elvis’ Death Finally Proved
After reading that Elvis’ teddy bear was mauled by a dog (you can find the story here), those who doubt Elvis’ demise should now be convinced. Elvis was nowhere to be found while his teddy was being attacked.
His teddy. Was being attacked. His TEDDY!
Any living person who has ever had a teddy knows the kind of […]
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Monkeys=Evil
When you hear the word “monkey”, you may have pleasant images of happy primates holding bananas or entertaining zoo-goers with their playful antics inside a manufactured habitat. But these are not accurate pictures of true “monkey-ness”. This is merely the comforting facade that hides the darker world of The Monkey. But Monkeys-Are-Cute-Syndrome (MACS) runs rampant, so I take […]
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