On this page the following entries were made in the “August, 2006” time-frame.
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My Cubicle
Apparently, someone has stalked me and written a song about my life at work.
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The Bigger The Feet…
While I was talking with my boyfriend last night, I made a comment about my long feet. Then,
Boyfriend: You know what it means when a girl has big feet?
Me: No…
Boyfriend: Big socks.
That’s good times right there.
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Snakes on an Ark
Who is the most evil person in history? You’re probably thinking Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam, or maybe the creator of reality dating shows. But you’re wrong. It’s Noah.
Yes, Noah. Let me explain.
Noah and his family were on the ark for over a year with at least 2 of every kind of animal. If Noah had been a good person, his schedule […]
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Shades of Bah
Have you ever gotten tired of losing arguments? Ever been lost for words in an awkward situation? Ever want to express your superiority efficiently? Well, if so, this could be just the thing for you: Bah.
Commonly used by Dogbert (of Dilbert fame), “bah” is one of the most versatile and useful words in the English language. Consider […]
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The Virgin Mary–Now With Antioxidants!
Throw away your heathen Hersheys and your non-believing Nestles because the Virgin Mary has made her debut appearing in the form of dark chocolate. Story and picture here.
As if chocolate weren’t already delicious and wonderful enough, it has now been endorsed by Jesus’ mother. As a sign from God, really, what could be better? You’ve got the […]
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Join The Club
I read this on MSNBC.com today:
“The tally of planets in our solar system would jump instantly to a dozen under a highly controversial new definition proposed by the International Astronomical Union.
Eventually, there would be hundreds of planets, as more round objects are found beyond Neptune.”
(You can find the article and read the rest here.)
So, we […]
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A Mighty Wind
Let me preface this by telling you that my Mom said she never used drugs when she was pregnant with me. Sometimes I wonder.
Last night I went over to my friend Rachel’s house to hang out, watch TV, and eat pizza. At one point, we were sitting on the floor watching TV when I noticed my […]
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Logic Problem?
I haven’t really posted anything too controversial lately, so here’s something a little more feisty:
I can’t remember if it was a book that started me thinking about this, but recently I have been mulling two separate and seemingly mutually exclusive beliefs held by many followers of Jesus:
1. Believing in Jesus is the only way to […]
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Pee Before You Fly
Because now you can’t take liquids on the plane with you. (Ok, maybe they don’t care about pee.)
If you haven’t seen/heard/read the news, here’s the deal: Some terrorists were caught in Britain trying to bring explosives on a plane. Per MSNBC.com,
U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said the terrorists planned to use liquid explosives disguised […]
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