On this page the following entries were made in the “June, 2006” time-frame.
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“I’m Superman, Thanks For Asking!”
Going to see Superman Returns tonight.
At the Imax.
In 3-d.
Oh, yeah.
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Shut Your Word Hole!
If you know me, you know that I am generally very nice. I feel that I am generous and giving, and I feel good about helping others. However, I am also a phone representative, which means that my experience with and opinion of humanity gets worse and worse each day. Yesterday I had the pleasure* […]
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Grammar Pet Peeves
Have you ever heard someone say something like this: ”Those dishes need washed”? Grrr!
NO! Bad! **Playtah rolls up newspaper and smacks the offender on the nose**
It’s either a) “Those dishes need to be washed,” or b) “Those dishes need washing.”
[Or the best option, c) “Wendy’s dishes are dirty. I will wash them for her.”]
Do you have any grammar […]
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Why They Don’t Let Me Out Much
Yesterday. Old Navy Fitting Rooms.
**Peeking my head out of my fitting room to get employee’s attention**
**Employee sees me and walks over**
Me: I’m out of toilet paper in here.
**Employee STARES**
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Racing Stripes
Here’s a little tip for enjoying your time at the pool this summer: When you use your friend’s spray-on sunblock, don’t just have them spray your front and back. Remember to have them spray the strip on your arms that didn’t get covered by the first two sprays. No, really.
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A War That Everyone Can Enjoy
Instead of disagreeing and fighting and killing people from other countries, I think we should settle our differences in a more mature manner: squirrels with lasers.
Let’s say England and Denmark were about to attack each other. Instead of using weapons, they would gather in an arena on a neutral country’s ground, and have a squirrel-off. […]
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Theme Weddings
Every once in a while you go to a wedding that has a little bit of a theme to it. You might have a Victorian wedding with old-fashioned tuxedos and a wedding dress, or a Scottish-themed wedding where the groom wears a kilt (”IT’S NOT A SKIRT!”). These themes can be nice and elegant, but […]
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