On this page the following entries were made in the “April, 2006” time-frame.
Archive for “April, 2006”
Volume
I have a loud voice. This is great for acting and performing, but it can cause moments of awkwardness if left unharnessed.
Wednesday Evening, April 26.
My friend Rachel and I planned to meet at the local Denny’s for dinner. While on the way there, I spoke with my Mom on the phone, telling her about the […]
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Pep Talk
When life hands you lemons, you’ve got to get back on the horse. There’s always more fish in the sea, and every fish has a silver lining. Always look on the bright side, because lightning never strikes twice in the same spot. Rome was not built in a day, but we built this city on rock […]
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Disappointments
I just found out today that I didn’t get something I thought I would. I know something better will come along, but dang, I invested so much time and money into it.
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Ants
Ants don’t run away.
I noticed this while I watched an ant in the bathroom at work this morning. Most bugs react to interruptions. If you lift up a rock, the centepedes run away. The rolly-pollies curl up. Assorted beetles flee. (Much like when a parent comes home unexpectedly in the middle of a teen’s party–there’s […]
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Osama’s Bin Filming
Well folks, the long-awaited blockbuster is here! The newest episode of the “Bin Laden Diaries: Thoughts From A Cave” is now showing! If you liked “Death to America” and “Death to the West”, you’ll love “Death to the Anti-Muslim Zionist Crusaders”! Now on VHS.
Yes, another tape. You know, for sitting in a cave all day hiding, […]
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Donald Miller
I heard Donald Miller speak today. Loved him. Bought four of his books. I’m sure I will post about him/his books later once I read them.
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Holy Matrimony?
Was Jesus married?
Before your knee-jerk reaction causes you to yell “No!”, think about it.
There is no place in the Bible that says Jesus was married. And there is no place that says He was not married.
Some people may point out that the Church is the Bride of Christ, so He probably wouldn’t have married on […]
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Crickets From Heck
Can I just say that the Nextel “chirp” sound is one of the most irritating noises on the face of the earth? You have the option to turn the chirp off, people!
If you hear someone using their chirping Nextel, please kick them in the crotch and then smash their phone. That’s the price they pay […]
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A Few of My Favorite Things
…Truth and sarcasm.
“I mean, think about it. Other than the war in Iraq, the Katrina disaster, the deficit, the CIA leak, torture, stopping stem cell research, homeland security, global warming and undercutting science, we’ve yet to really feel the negative effects of the Bush administration.”
–Bill Maher (See the full rant here)
Now thoughts from me
Think it […]
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First Time For Everything
Today is the 100th anniversary of the San Francisco earthquake. You can find some interesting stuff about it on MSNBC (click on the link in the sidebar to go there).
This got me thinking. At some point in history, some earthquake was THE first earthquake ever. Some hurricane was THE first hurricane ever. Some volcano was […]
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