On this page the following entries were made in the “February, 2006” time-frame.
Archive for “February, 2006”
It’s Not the Rage Today
I would probably be classified as having road rage. I am an aggressive driver.
As I was turning into the driveway of my workplace this morning, a car pulled out right in front of me from another driveway. I had to hit my brakes. But instead of seeing red, I saw the driver smile and wave […]
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Egggggggggggggg-cellent
‘Tis the season…to celebrate the Resurrection of Christ with a delicious chocolate egg. Who knows why the two are related, but I love Jesus and I like chocolate, and any holiday that involves the two can’t be wrong, right?
I love Cadbury eggs. I purchased my first eggs of the season last night. I remember several years […]
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My Olympic Confession
I know when I’m wrong. I used to mock ice dancing. I used to say that ice dancers were the so-so class who weren’t quite good enough to be figure skaters (the ones that do the jumps). But I watched some of the ice dancing competition during the Games and saw that even though they […]
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It’s A Sad, Sad, Sad, Sad World…
…Without Don Knotts. You showed us that “funny” and “rated G” could go together. You proved there was hope for us nerds. But most of all, you made us smile. We’ll miss you, Deputy Fife.
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No News is Good News
Just when we thought we had identifed most major types of sadistic people (bullies, tailgaters, middle management), the Winter Olympics has drawn out a new species. This species, known by its scientific name as jerkus surprisus ruinous refers to the people and/or news entities that insist on sharing the results of various Olympic events during […]
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I Want My Mummy
I hope that if I ever get mummified and put into a sarcophagus, whenever anyone lifts the lid, a light comes on. And then they’d wonder if the light was on all the time, or just when they openned the lid.
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No New Name Jokes
Me: Hello, my name is Wendy.
Person: I really like your hamburgers.
The next time you’re tempted to make a pun with someone’s name, please refrain, and remember this: there are no new name jokes. You may think you are coming up with something new and clever, but you are not.
Let’s say you have just met Harry. Harry […]
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It’s Too Late, Baby Now, It’s Too Late
These are the times I got back on Wednesday and Thursday morning, from my practices on Tuesday and Wednesday night. Doin’ it for the love of the game.
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Drive Me Crazy
I’m working tonight until 9pm, then I’m driving down to Novi for a 10:30 pm practice. I will probably get out of that about midnight or 1am, then drive back home, arriving between 2 and 3am. I have to be back at work at 8am the next morning. Then I have another 10:30 practice tomorrow […]
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I Don’t Need No Stinking Chips
I played very well at poker last night. I wound up losing all my chips in the end, but it was fun. And one of the guys said I played some amazing poker, which made me feel good. Next time, maybe I can play some amazing poker AND win.
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