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Ides and Illegal Immigrants
Today is the ides of March. Beware.
Now on to illegal immigrants. I was listening to NPR on the way to work, and there was a segment about illegal immigrants. I kept thinking about what the Lord said in the Old Testament about the Israelites helping aliens, because they themselves used to be aliens in Egypt. [...]
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A Little Louder Now
Here is an audio file of the song I posted below. I also came up with the tune, and Jon, the uber talented music director and pianist tweeked it and added the interlude. This is a rough recording of one of our practices. It’s much better now, but you’ll get the point. I would suggest [...]
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Deliver Us Our Death
We performed our show again last night. On a scale from 1 to 10, our director said it was a 7. He said the energy was a little weird. The audience was great, though.
We sing a song at the end of the show that I wrote. The lyrics are below. It’s just comedy, so [...]
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No News is Good News
Just when we thought we had identifed most major types of sadistic people (bullies, tailgaters, middle management), the Winter Olympics has drawn out a new species. This species, known by its scientific name as jerkus surprisus ruinous refers to the people and/or news entities that insist on sharing the results of various Olympic events during [...]
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You Say Po-tay-to, I…Riot and Burn Your House Down
Ok, I think we’ve all had just about enough of these stupid riots over the Danish cartoons. I mean, come on, people. Someone offended you. Suck it up and walk it off. Other religions have been way more offended by worse things, and they don’t kick up a temper tantrum like that. There was a [...]
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