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Gordon M. Aamoth, Jr.
Edelmiro Abad
Maria Rose Abad
Andrew Anthony Abate
Vincent Abate
Laurence Christopher Abel
William F. Abrahamson
Richard Anthony Aceto
Jesus Acevedo Rescand
Heinrich Bernhard Ackermann
Paul Acquaviva
Donald LaRoy Adams
Patrick Adams
Shannon Lewis Adams
Stephen George Adams
Ignatius Udo Adanga
Christy A. Addamo
Terence E. Adderley, Jr.
Sophia Buruwad Addo
Lee Allan Adler
Daniel Thomas Afflitto
Emmanuel Akwasi Afuakwah
Alok Agarwal
Mukul Kumar Agarwala
Joseph Agnello
David Scott Agnes
Brian G. Ahearn
Jeremiah Joseph Ahern
Joanne Marie Ahladiotis
Shabbir […]
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Re:Fw:Email Forwards
Q. What is the similarity between breeding, driving, and forwarding email?
A. There should be a standardized test to allow only those who are capable of doing so responsibly to engage in these activities.
Unfortunately, only driving has that distinction as of now. But I will leave driving and breeding (and the logical crossover: driving WHILE breeding) […]
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8 out of 10, Part 2
My best friend Rachel gave me these 10 words, challenging me to use 8 of them in a poem:
wolfsbane
narcolepsy
defenestrate
overseer
skirr
palilogy
facinorous
wether
macrobian
cacaesthesia
Here’s what I came up with, good or bad:
Normandy
The wind gusts flailed themselves around and screamed—
Invisible children having tantrums.
Good and evil, wolfsbane and the sweet bloom,
Can—did—exist together on this ground.
The wet dirt that fell through his large […]
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“I’m Superman, Thanks For Asking!”
Going to see Superman Returns tonight.
At the Imax.
In 3-d.
Oh, yeah.
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Shut Your Word Hole!
If you know me, you know that I am generally very nice. I feel that I am generous and giving, and I feel good about helping others. However, I am also a phone representative, which means that my experience with and opinion of humanity gets worse and worse each day. Yesterday I had the pleasure* […]
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Crickets From Heck
Can I just say that the Nextel “chirp” sound is one of the most irritating noises on the face of the earth? You have the option to turn the chirp off, people!
If you hear someone using their chirping Nextel, please kick them in the crotch and then smash their phone. That’s the price they pay […]
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No Show Tonight
Tonight was supposed to be the last performance of my Level 5 class. However, there was a fire in the theater, so we are rescheduling. Don’t worry, the theater didn’t burn down, but it will be closed at least a few days. On the upside, it saves me some gas money this week.
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Lessons In Blog Comments
I was reading through and participating in the comments of another person’s blog post that dealt with political issues, and this is what I learned from the comments:
1. If Joe doesn’t agree with you, then Joe is obviously getting his information from an inferior source.
2. You can twist almost anything to say what you want it to […]
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Blog Warming Party
Welcome to my new blog. I don’t have much furniture yet, so feel free to sit on a crate, or whatever you find. There’s punch and cookies in the kitchen, so feel free to help yourself.
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