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Joke For Today
Short, sweet, and delightfully abstract.
Q: What is yellow and invisible?
A: No bananas.
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In Case of Fire, Lose Hope
There are a great many people in the world who are notably sadistic. Examples that come to mind are Hitler, people who torture fluffy things for money (**cough**Michael Vick**cough**) people who drive the speed limit in the left lane (why must I always be behind you?), and whoever invented the plastic wet-wipe dispensers that practically [...]
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Midnight at the Potter Oasis
Well, tonight (OK, techically tomorrow at 12:01am), the last Harry Potter book will be available for purchase. As I have spent the past month reading the 6 books that are out, I am anxiously awaiting the release of this last book. I plan to be in line tonight to get my grubby little hands on [...]
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Funny Family Moments
Dad, helping me do a bit of summer cleaning, is folding clothes. He holds up my jeans (gargantuanly long, since my legs are as well), so the pantlegs are just brushing the floor.
Dad: They’re touching the ground, and they’re STILL up to my nipples!
While deciding where to best stow my Christmas tree:
Me: You know, the [...]
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What’s So Bad About Hell?
Perhaps when planning your vacation, looking for retirement homes, or simply reading up on places you’ve never visited you’ve wondered, What’s so bad about Hell? The pictures don’t look THAT bad…
You aren’t alone in your wonderings. Many people have wondered the same things. I mean, really, if you can get past the unnerving screams of [...]
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Vacation Photos
I am back in Michigan. Our vacation went fine; other than a cancellation of a flight and subsequent re-routing, there were no travel problems.
But now, the promised pictures. This vacation was the first time I got to meet my Aunt Lily and baby cousin Anna. My Uncle Gary got married in Georgia (the country, not [...]
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Just Make Sure You’re in the Right Network
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