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I’m Glad We Had This Talk
Many people experience unpleasant things in life because they apparently have no close friends to sit them down and give them honest advice or challenge their thinking. Think of all the celebrity scandals that could have been avoided if Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, or Lindsey Lohan simply had a close friend that would say, […]
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I’m Lame, And They Can’t Take That Away From Me
I have been tagged by my friend, The Lady Who Doesn’t Lunch. (Check out her blog, Gifts From A Broad!)
To do: List 5 things you do, did or like that some may consider “totally lame,” but that you are totally proud of.
1. I love word puzzle magazines. You’ve seen ‘em - maybe you […]
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A True Tail
I took my car in for an oil change and checkup on Saturday. After the service guy got all the information he needed, I also remembered that there was a noise under the hood that I wanted them to check out.
Me: Oh, I also wondered if you could take a look at my car - […]
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Playtah’s News Review
A few of the main top stories:
Bush has promised to veto a health insurance bill that would benefit poor children. In a related story, this week he also proposed a plan to wean the U.S. off foreign oil with a new fuel made from sick poor children.
Florida farmers expressed concern after finding out that […]
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What the Shell? It’s Just a Tase He’s Going Through
I sat at the computer ready to blog, but was at a loss as to the subject. My friends Rico and Rachel each gave me ideas to blog about. Rico wanted me to address the pressing question that’s on everyone’s mind: Does she sell seashells down by the seashore?
After extensive research (which included watching an unrelated […]
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Ten Things I Hope I Get to Say During My Lifetime
10. ”Change for a ten? No, all I’ve got are these pesky hundreds.”
9. ”Fritz and Hans, you are the final two applicants for the pool boy position. Take your shirts off, oil yourselves up, and we’ll start the interview.”
8. “…And that’s how I won the Nobel Peace Prize.”
7. “These five rolls of film are from last year, […]
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Summer Squash
I have always prided myself on my caring and softheartedness. I feel that I have an ability to empathize and be compassionate, and I like that about myself.
There is, however, growing evidence that I am evil. Don’t get me wrong…I’m not trying to be evil. It’s kind of like nudity at a hippie compound…it just […]
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Because It Worked So Well The First Time
Vice President Cheney will soon have the battery in his pacemaker replaced. I, for one, think that the doctors should use the proven effectiveness of the Administration’s Iraq Approach* to this situation:
1. Make a system so we know when the VP’s health is safe, and when he’s in imminent danger of a [heart] attack. (I’m thinking maybe some sort of […]
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Drunk Off Their Asteroids
By now, you may have heard the news report about the NASA astronauts who were drunk on at least two flights. When told about this scandal, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan replied, “Wow, we could be astronauts.”
First the love triangle debacle, and now this drinking scandal! NASA is officially the world’s most expensive frat house. I would […]
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