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Don’t Gopher McCain
This election, please don’t vote for John McCain. Pretty please. Pretty, pretty please. I don’t say this for political reasons (though now I think of it, I’m not voting McCain for those reasons, too).
No, the reason I ask you not to vote for him is that I heard a clip of him speaking on NPR […]
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Mid-Year Review
It’s mid-year review time for most of the people in my department. We have a system here where the employee writes their own review, then meets with their supervisor to go over it and make changes and get approval. The format has ten areas on which the employee reviews himself/herself: change, results, collaboration, customers, people, interpersonal, strategy, […]
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Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Ah, yes, Cinco de Mayo. The day when Americans celebrate some sort of event that probably happened someplace south of Texas, and had something to do with mayonnaise. Many people will use this holiday to get ridiculously drunk and eat too much Taco Bell. It’s kind of like a spicy St. Patrick’s day.
Me? I think […]
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Spring Cha-ching
Spring has sprung, and once again I am faced with an annual inner battle. I have a decision to make - a choice fraught* with the constant struggle of delayed gratification versus immediate satisfaction.
The decision I’m speaking of, of course, is that of whether or not to put a dollar in my winter coat pocket. That way, […]
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someecards.com and more
I enjoy many different types of humor, especially humor that is dark, sarcastic, off-the-wall, etc. It was therefore with great joy that I was informed of someecards.com. This hilarious collection of ecards has entertained me many a day. (The pictures are all clean retro pictures, but some of the cards have language or sexual phrases. Just […]
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Decision 2008 Made Easy
I was going to vote for Obama or Hillary, but after seeing the Charlie the Unicorn video, my choice for our next president is perfectly expressed with this bumpersticker.
Just watch out for your kidneys.
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Well, Yes, You Have A Point
Perhaps Lord of the Rings should have ended this way.
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Let’s Go To Candy Mountain!
This is the best freakin’ 3 minutes and 45 seconds of your life that you’ll never want to get back. Here, I will show you the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Shun the nonbeliever!
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Welcome Back, Kotter! Er, Playtah!
Yes, I have been absent for way too many days. Weeks. Ok, almost a freaking month. But I’m back.
Shortly after the new year, I started a job at Foremost Insurance. I worked there right out of college, and now I’m back! I will be an insurance sales agent, and have thus spent the last week […]
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Playtah’s Easy Last-Minute Halloween Costumes
If you’ve waited until the last possible second to choose a Halloween costume, don’t worry. With only a few simple items and some acting, you can be the talk of the party. Here are some ideas for guys and gals:
1. Cut an old t-shirt so your midriff shows. Use eyeshadow and eyeliner […]
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