You funny funny girl! MUAH!

Surround your front chest with a piece of cardboard made out into a table - and place a microphone and a coffee mug on the table. You can hold the cardboard table by wearing suspenders. Get a white-haired wig and some thick black glasses. Slouch over the cardboard. You’re Larry King!

1(a). If your parent is driving you to different parts of the neighborhood - hold your baby (or babies for a funnier effect) in one arm and a starbucks cup in another. As you get to the car door, trip yourself on the road and swoop your arm down like you are going to drop your baby. Your costume will be sure to turn heads.

2(a). Bring a naked blow-up doll and carry it around you. If anyone asks, it’s Pamela (I know they’re not together anymore, but dammit it’s still funny)

2(b). Pretend you’re at an awards show and pick a fight after you say trick or treat.

4(a). For an alternative and group effort - dress up as one of the others in the show and sob constantly about how the candy give-outs are just so beautiful and you deserve a new house.

4(b). For Ty’s accessory: A megaphone. And go to someone’s house that you know and scream “(Family’s last name) family! Come on out! I want candeh because I’m hyper!”

5(a). For you hunting enthusiasts - Wear your hunting gear with a gun - get a bald wig and you can easily pass of as Dick Cheney. However, make sure your head is tilted slightly to the right for the full Cheney effect. Bullets not recommended.

9(a). Alternative: Get yourself a white bandana (or a piece of cloth, whatever works) and wear it over your face. Pull up your pants so high that you are showing at least 5 inches of white socks with your black shoes. Grab your crotch a lot and thrust while yelling “OWW”. You’re Michael Jackson!

Sorry - couldn’t contain myself
WOOZAH