The Nuts Are Running The Squirrel House

My best friend Rachel interviewed me.

1. What was the best part of your mission trips to Singapore & Greece? What was the worst part?

  The best part of the Greece trip was the sightseeing.  We went to the Acropolis, Mars Hill, Corinth, Delphi, etc.  It’s an amazing land with an amazing history (and you know I love history) so I really enjoyed the trip. 

  The best part about Singapore was the sightseeing and hanging out with the mission team.  There was also a little girl, Eunice, that I led to the Lord.

  The worst part about the Greece trip was that I didn’t feel like I really “belonged” with a lot of the team.  It was my first year in college, and my first mission trip, and the girls I went with were older.  My maturity probably had something to do with it, but sometimes it was frustrating.

  The worst part about Singapore was eating a durian puff (durian is a fruit that tastes like butt), then eating crackers to get the taste out of my mouth, then finding out the crackers were prawn flavored, then drinking a can of soda to get the prawn taste out, then finding out the soda was litchee flavored.  Actually, that wasn’t the worst part about the trip, but it was funny.

2. If you had to name all of your toes what would you name them?

Well, even though it is my first day in the office in North Carolina, I removed my shoes and socks and looked at my toes.

Left big toe: Rodgers
Left second toe: T. O. Longfellow
Left middle toe: Squiggy
Left fourth toe: Watson
Left little toe: Snuggles

Right big toe: Reginald
Right second toe: Miles Long
Right middle toe: General Turner
Right fourth toe: Mugsy
Right little toe: Snaggles

3. If you had no fear of reprisal, what would you do to the person that you dislike the most?

I’ll give two answers for this.

First, I don’t really have enemies, but the people who live below me in my apartment play their music loudly at all hours.  Besides being annoying, this also does not help my OCD, since I am very sensitive to sound.  No reprisals, eh?  To start, I’d tie them up to the chair they were sitting in and wait till they fell asleep.  Then I’d blast music at them till they woke up.  Then I’d let them fall back asleep, then wake them up with blasting music again.  I’d repeat as often as necessary.  Then I’d let them watch me smash their stereo with a bat.  Then I’d smash their TV.  Then I’d smash any other media device that made sound.  Finally, I’d take a can of spray paint and paint on their wall: SILENCE IS GOLDEN.  I WANNA BE RICH.  TURN YOUR FREAKING MUSIC DOWN.  UNLESS YOU’VE ENJOYED THIS LITTLE VISIT.

Secondly, let’s deal with GWB and Cheney.  I’d sit them down in front of a screen and make them watch footage of innocent civilians and children dying in the civil war in Iraq.  Then I’d make them go to the airport and watch as caskets of our brave servicepeople are taken off planes.  Then comes the waterboarding.  But not normal waterboarding.  No, this time, it’s not water - it’s oil.  I’d make them confess to all sorts of stuff.  I’d make Cheney confess to being the second gunman in the Kennedy shooting.  (Why yes, Mr. Cheney, waterboarding and torture is great for getting acurate information!)  I’d make GWB stay awake for hours writing the full names of our fallen soldiers.  Then, for a “rest”, they could spend some time crouching in the stress position.  After that, it’s time for the tattoo.  Both men would get a tattoo on their back of the constitution.  The ENTIRE constitution.  The tattoo could extend to their legs, arms, and chest for the ammendments.  Also, I’d make Cheney wear devil horns.

4. Where’s Waldo?

He WAS on page 51 by the umbrella, but he was recently fired by Alberto Gonzales.

5. Name 5 things that you can not live without.

-Pop
-Hot baths
-Humor
-An audience
-Animals (especially cute furry ones that don’t poop on the rug every freaking time I step out of the house)

Ok, the rules:

1. If you want to be interviewed by me, (and I encourage perfect strangers to take me up on this, it will be fun) leave me a comment saying “Interview Me”.

2. I will respond by asking you five questions of my choice.

3. You will update your blog with the answers to my questions.

4. You will include these rules, and offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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