The Top 10 List of…
I’ll give you the list first, then you see if you can guess what the category is before you get to the bottom of the page.
10. The Punxsutawney groundhog
9. George Michaels
8. Clifford the Big Red Dog
7. Danny Bonaduce
6. A herd of Tribbles
5. Baxter from Meow Mix
4. Michael Jackson, until he realized it wasn’t the kid from Mad Magazine
3. An Irish hobo
2. A herd of red squirrels
1. Paris Hilton
Yes, you guessed it. This is “The Top 10 List of Things That Have Tried To Mate With Donald Trump’s Head.”
dmarks responds:
Posted: April 5th, 2007 at 8:01 pm →
I thought that was hair gel? I guess not.
Beth responds:
Posted: April 5th, 2007 at 9:14 pm →
Did you see the Doonesbury cartoons about Trump’s hair? OMG, one of the funniest things EVER!
Andy responds:
Posted: April 5th, 2007 at 11:13 pm →
I guessed Jimmy Johnson’s hair.
babybull40 responds:
Posted: April 6th, 2007 at 7:24 am →
Donald Trump is asking for his hair to be made fun of.. Like what is he? An 80 yr…Does he ever flip it to the other side..? change is good…With all that money you would think he could afford to get a trim…or a matching Gerbil…
Tara responds:
Posted: April 6th, 2007 at 10:37 am →
That was gonna be my next guess.
jaybird responds:
Posted: April 6th, 2007 at 2:47 pm →
I was going to say “Things that are naturally hairy and smell slightly musky,” but I like your answer better!
David in DC responds:
Posted: April 6th, 2007 at 3:13 pm →
On q’s like this, when I’m stumped, I always go for the Cliff Clavin answer, from the time he was on Jeopardy!, on Cheers:
What are 10 things that have never been in my kitchen?
Andy responds:
Posted: April 9th, 2007 at 11:08 am →
A guy I work with thought Trump should have lost to Vince McMahon and shaved his head at Wrestlemania. At least that way he could get a better toupee.