Comments on: My Favorite Joke

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:38:55 +0000

Here’s another:

What does toast wear to bed?

JAMMIES!

(Doesn’t THAT sound like a Statler and Waldorf moment!!)

By: dmarks

dmarks — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:34:57 +0000

Rachel: Good one. I printed it out and it was enjoyed all around.

By: deb

deb — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:25:09 +0000

Here’s a joke I got today in my email:

A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

“Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked.

“He died and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

“Did God throw him back down?”

By: Woodsy Al

Woodsy Al — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:36:29 +0000

I couldn’t figure out my wife’s moods so I bought her a mood ring. I’ve found that when she is in a good mood it turns blue and when she is in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead. Be blessed. Alvis has left the internet.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:28:42 +0000

Ok…. I will tell you my mom’s ONLY dirty joke.

A really clumsy woman worked at a diner. She had broken so many dishes that the boss said “You break one more thing and you’re fired.”
The boss left for the day and she was wiping off the counter when she accidentally knocked the sugar bowl onto the floor and broke it.
Right when she was leaning down to pick up the pieces she heard the front door open so she took the sugar cubes and shoved them down her shirt.
She stood up and a good looking gentleman sat down at the counter and ordered a cup of coffee.
She brought him his coffee and asked “Would you like any sugar with that?”
“Yes”, he replied
“One lump or two?” she asked.
“Two”
The woman reached into her shirt and pulled out two sugar cubed and dropped them into the coffee cup “One, Two” she said. “Would you like any cream with that?”
The man looked at her chest intently and said “You wouldn’t dare.”

By: Beth

Beth — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 20:22:11 +0000

Jocularity! Jocularity!

More jokes, please. Better than any medicine!

And pass the guacamole.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 20:20:31 +0000

You are definately one of a kind. I don’t understand the joke but that is okay. I have a pig joke I will have to tell you if you ask me next time I see you. To long to type here. So now that you are on the rebound from Anon1 does that mean I have a chance?

By: deb

deb — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:53:19 +0000

I heard a joke today but it’s not my favorite one it’s just the last one I heard:

This woman walks out of a store just in time to catch a funeral procession going by. She’s a bit confused though because not only are there two hearses but there is also a long line of women walking behind the hearses. Curiosity gets the better of her and she trots up to the lead lady in the line.

“What’s going on here?” she asks.

The woman replies, “Well, ya see, my husband was being belligerant toward me the other day and my dog attacked and killed him.”

“Why are there two hearses then?” asked the woman.

“After my mother-in-law heard about the dog attack on her son she came over and was ripping into me for having a dog like that and my dog attacked and killed her too!”

“Wow,” said the lady, “Would you mind if I borrowed your dog?”

“Sure, no problem” replied the woman, “Just get in line.”

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:39:09 +0000

Jay - hehe, definitely gonna have to use that sometime

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:33:10 +0000

Statler “What did you think”
Waldorf “I don’t know, let’s ask the Avocado”
Avocado “OOOOO, LOVED IT LOVED IT LOVED IT”
Statler “That’s amazing!”
Waldorf “Not really, he’s been a Pearl Bailey fan for years.”