Playtah Solves Celebrity Problems
One of the big celebrity problems right now is the Anna Nicole Smith situation–where she will be buried, who gets her money, etc. Sources say that she is decomposing, and needs to be buried soon. To prevent a long trial, I propose that her open casket be placed at the front of the courtroom. With a decomposing body in the room, the trial should end in one, two days tops.
Do you have a celebrity problem that needs to be solved?
dmarks responds:
Posted: February 22nd, 2007 at 4:37 pm →
I think this would be a good idea for a murder trial too, don’t you think?
The idea could possibly be employed in any trial. It always seems like there’s at least one too many attorneys.
David in DC responds:
Posted: February 22nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm →
I think it’s a shame the way all these movie stars pretend to be someone they’re not.
Oh, wait a minute, that’s their basic job description isn’t it?
Never mind.
Andy responds:
Posted: February 23rd, 2007 at 3:18 am →
hmmmm, celebrity problems…..not a short list. My personal favorite right now, how to keep Britney in rehab? she’s in, she’s out, shaved head, she’s back in (probably for salisbury steak night in the cafeteria). Britney Spears the red-neck pop star! She’s got the bad clothes and the worthless ex, get her a barbie my first meth lab in the guest house and she’s set. and K-Fed looks saner (is that a word?) by the minute for running like a scalded dog. p.s. beware anything I post after 2 am. The ADD just takes over
deb responds:
Posted: February 23rd, 2007 at 10:48 am →
I hate to admit this but I didn’t even know Anna Nicole was dead until I read it right here on your blog. And the funny thing is I don’t even live in a cave!! Sigh.
So, I guess my problem would be that I don’t know what celebrities are doing therefore your suggestions on solving their problems are greatly appreciated (and most important…entertaining). You’re like my personal Dan Rather on the web. ROFL
(By the way, I just picked the name Dan Rather off the top of my brain as newscasters I know about. Not because I think he’s the bomb or something. I don’t think I could even pick him out of a lineup to be honest. He might be dead for all I know.)
Are you getting the idea that I don’t watch the news very often? LOL
Your blog is probably the most “news” I get in my day. I like it because you generally make it much more interesting then they do on tv. lol
I think you’re the bomb Wendy!!