Why Do They Let Me Out, Again?
My bosses had an extra ticket to the Gospel Communications Christmas banquet last night. Kathy Troccoli sang, and talked a little. She is single, and she mentioned that Jesus is her Husband. After the banquet was over, she was standing back by the table with her CDs and books. I went up and told her she did a fantastic job, and then said, “That’s cool that Jesus is your Husband. I don’t know if He’s changed since I dated Him, but He wasn’t that good of a kisser.”
Also, after the banquet, each family got to take a Bible that was wrapped and sitting on the center of the table. One of my bosses had everyone at the table sign her Bible. This is what I signed:
“1 & 2 Chronicles were kind of dry, but overall it’s a good read.”
ANON1 responds:
Posted: December 12th, 2006 at 7:19 pm →
LMFAO! Did that really happen?
Rachel responds:
Posted: December 13th, 2006 at 9:23 am →
I can totally picture this in my head like watching a movie and of course I laughed out loud.
I would have included Numbers in the dry reading. That portion almost made me want to take up watching paint dry as an extreme sport. It was THAT boring to me and difficult to get through.
Playtah responds:
Posted: December 13th, 2006 at 10:59 am →
ANON1 - Yes, it all happened. What can I say?
Rachel - There is a lot of dry reading. Especially the genealogies. People were begat-ing like rabbits.
ANON1 responds:
Posted: December 13th, 2006 at 12:01 pm →
Good stuff. That’s a lot of dimp.
elranito responds:
Posted: December 14th, 2006 at 3:54 pm →
What did Kathy Troccoli say when you told her Jesus wasn’t a very good kisser?
Playtah responds:
Posted: December 15th, 2006 at 3:55 pm →
elranito - She didn’t say anything. She just laughed.