The Nuts Are Running The Squirrel House

7 Responses to: “Yellow Rain”

1. deb responds:
   Posted: November 30th, 2006 at 6:09 pm →

   That’s gross. I’m going to start shooting them now.

2. erin responds:
   Posted: November 30th, 2006 at 11:39 pm →

   I think there’s a squirrel potty inside each tree… So they don’t necessarily get down from the tree to pee, but they simply go inside

3. Andy responds:
   Posted: December 1st, 2006 at 12:09 am →

   People probalby have been and just blamed it on the pigeons.

4. ANON1 responds:
   Posted: December 1st, 2006 at 8:11 am →

   I trapped a squirrel once in a box trap and it went ape sh$t. I think it pissed on itself.

5. Playtah responds:
   Posted: December 1st, 2006 at 8:58 am →

   Deb - Don’t shoot the little squirrels!

   Erin - Now that I think about it, I remember hearing tiny flushing sounds last time I sat in the shade. Perhaps squirrels are more polite than I give them credit for.

   Andy - You have a point. I make it a point never to sit under pigeons, either.

   ANON1 - I hope I never get so scared that I pee on myself. That’s all kinds of bad times right there. Did you kill it, let it go, or keep it as a pet named George?

6. Jay responds:
   Posted: December 1st, 2006 at 9:43 am →

   I … er … I guess … ah … jeez.

   I’d really rather not consider this.

   You’ve changed the way I approach walking to my mailbox for good.

   Criminy.

7. ANON1 responds:
   Posted: December 1st, 2006 at 3:49 pm →

   I let the bastard go.

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