A Joke I Heard The Other Day

Posted November 17th, 2006 by Playtah

A man in the checkout line was watching the lady in front of him put her items on the belt.  There was bread, milk, eggs, and butter.  He nonchalantly asked her, “You’re single, aren’t you?”  She said yes, and was amazed at how he would know that–she hadn’t bought anything out of the ordinary.  After paying, she could stand it no longer and asked, “How did you know I was single?”.  He replied, “Because you’re ugly.”

 


3 Responses to: “A Joke I Heard The Other Day”

  1. deb responds:
    Posted: November 17th, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    ROFL…………haaaaaaaaaaa………ROFL……….THAT is funny!!!!! Oh man. I DID not see that punchline coming! Ah…funny, funny shtuff!

  2. Gracie responds:
    Posted: November 17th, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    I didn’t either. Almost sounds like ANON1’s handiwork, no?

  3. ANON1 responds:
    Posted: November 17th, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    LMAO…Gracie, I now have a blog. Feel free to check it out.

    ANON1


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