10 Things I Hope I Never Have To Say
10. “Yup…that’s my spleen, all right.”
9. “I, Wendy, take you, Bobby Brown, to be my lawfully wedded husband…”
8. “I’m getting really sick of finding all these bodies in my garage.”
7. “Guilty, Your Honor.”
6. “I don’t think we have enough fuel to make it back to Earth.”
5. “You may remember me from Ishtar: Part 2.”
4. “Hello, Doctor? Yeah, now there’s a rash, too.”
3. “You thold me you would thut off the electwic fenth before I licked it.”
2. “Crap, now my other leg’s on fire.”
And the #1 thing I hope I never have to say is…
1. “I do look weird without teeth.”
Rachel responds:
Posted: October 3rd, 2006 at 1:08 pm →
#9 was hands down my favorite. Just watch. Now you will meet the man of your dreams and his name will be Robert Brown. hahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Deb responds:
Posted: October 3rd, 2006 at 8:26 pm →
ROFL Hey, you’ve still got it. I don’t know why you would have lost it. But don’t worry, it’s still there. I have no idea what I’m saying. I’m just rambling because I had nothing witty to say. Ok, I’m going to stop now. Really, I am. Ok, see ya later. Bye.
Russell-P responds:
Posted: October 4th, 2006 at 10:06 am →
“Yup…that’s my spleen, all right.”
I have had to say that before and it’s never fun.