Random Thoughts
1. If you are the official thrown out during a coup, what happens to your stuff? Does the new ruling party get to keep all your clothes, pictures, etc., or is it like a bad break up where they throw all of your stuff on the front lawn?
2. You know those silicon packets that you find in new things that say “Do Not Eat”? Sometimes I eat them. They’re not the boss of me.
3. Someday I want to write a book called “Don’t Buy This Book”: And Other Things I Hope You’ll Ignore.
4. I think it would be a bad idea for funeral homes to offer a life-size blow-up figure of the deceased with each casket purchase. It’s just too soon. And the air valve might be in an awkward place.
5. There are some questions that I hesitate to ask. The hard part is figuring out how many seconds to hesitate. If you wait too long, it’s more of a lull.
Rachel responds:
Posted: September 25th, 2006 at 3:55 pm →
I would like a life size blow up figure of BH so that I could use it as a punching bag. Fill the bottom with sand and then punch, punch, punch when it comes right back to meet my fist again.
minijonb responds:
Posted: September 27th, 2006 at 11:57 am →
thank you for not hesitating to ask those questions… and the book! get on it! write that sucker!!! … i just hope the silicon packets haven’t done their damage by then.
Arnold D'Souza responds:
Posted: September 29th, 2006 at 9:30 am →
Lol! #3 is nice! If you want a co-author, I’m waiting for the call…..