…And Your Giant Dog, Too
There are many unfunny things in the world–disasters, suffering, SARS, and any host of a “funny videos” show. However, these all fade into the background when compared with the monarch of unfunny…Marmaduke.
For the life of me, I don’t know how the Marmaduke comic strip has lasted this long. It is one of the most un-funny comics ever. The comic basically consists of the cartoon people saying what the cartoon dog is doing. This is my impression of a Marmaduke cartoon:

Yeah, not funny at all. Seriously…go here and see if you find any Marmaduke cartoons that make you laugh.
It’d be a lot funnier if there was something you had to think about, or more intense sarcasm, or something. If I made the Marmaduke comic strips, they’d be more like this:

There you go. Current events, biting comments, and a little bit of truth. Now that’s comedy.
Ryan responds:
Posted: September 12th, 2006 at 5:09 pm →
hey. i’ve just been reading all of your posts, and i really enjoy everything you write. i don’t know how on earth to add friends, but, i’d really like to add you as one of my friends or something, because you’re pretty god damn funny.
Rachel responds:
Posted: September 12th, 2006 at 5:56 pm →
When you are I were talking about Marmaduke the other day, I was confusing Marmaduke for Clifford The Big Red Dog…
Yeah, Marmaduke is about as unfunny a cartoon strip as you can get.
I like Clifford The Big Red Dog though.
Playtah responds:
Posted: September 21st, 2006 at 11:33 am →
Ryan–Thanks! I’m not sure how to add friends on your site, but you’re welcome to link to me! Also, do you have a blog? I’d love to read it and link to it if you’d like!
Rachel–Yeah, Clifford’s cool.
toomuchcoffeelady responds:
Posted: September 29th, 2006 at 2:57 pm →
AWESOME call on the Ann Coulter books! You made me spit out my coffee.