Dances With Words
Things that will never be said by…
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“Whoa, good thing I stopped myself…I almost said something racially insensitive.”
“I understood War and Peace much better the second time I read it.”
Paris Hilton:
“I don’t think I’ll wear this shirt–it shows too much cleavage.”
“True love waits.”
“I understood War and Peace much better the second time I read it.”
Rush Limbaugh:
“I just wish more people would learn to think for themselves.”
“No, Doctor….I’d like to try some natural remedies instead of prescriptions.”
Vice President Cheney:
“No, I do not derive sustenance by feasting on the souls of the innocent.”
“I may look like a troll, but I’m really a teddy bear at heart.”
“Hoagie? What’s a Hoagie?”
“I understood War and Peace much better the second time I read it to a group of underprivileged orphans.”
Ann Coulter:
“Sometimes I just get so overwhelmed with the compassion I feel for others.”
“No, I am not related to Satan.”
“Sorry for talking so much. Now I’m going to quietly and respectfully listen to your opinion.”
“Of course I have a soul.”
Things that WOULD be said by…
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“Yah, War and Peace is a heavy book, wit dah large words and paper and such things as that.”
Parish Hilton:
“I’ve never heard of Warren Peace. Is he hot?”
Rush Limbaugh:
“One time I traded a signed copy of War and Peace for an Oxycotin.”
Vice President Cheney:
“I understood War and Peace much better once I dipped it in crude oil and ate it with Bacon Bits.”
Ann Coulter:
“I understood War and Peace much better the second time I threw it at a 9/11 widow. I have another copy at home. I ripped out the ‘Peace’ part. Also, I hate people.”
Rachel responds:
Posted: September 11th, 2006 at 8:22 am →
LOL…. Those were all great.
Anne Colter should be another euphamism for Satan.