I’m 26!
Taking a bath is a great way to start your birthday. It’s much like the day you were born. There you are…in a small space, surrounded by warm water, naked, without a care in the world.
Then you get toweled off and slapped by a man you’ve never met. A bill arrives later in the mail.
Ok, maybe just the first part. Anyhoo, today, September 4, 2006, Labor Day, is my birthday. I’m 26! I have to admit, however, that this weekend has been kind of crappy so far. So if you get time and want to send a little love my way, it would be much appreciated.
Also feel free to start a one-day cult based around me. I’m not a messiah, but I’m a decent Texas Hold ‘Em player. And one time Eric Idle kissed me on the cheek. And just recently, I had a day where I didn’t trip over anything. That’s gotta qualify me for something akin to greatness. Feel free to develop cult uniforms. Oh, and if you could work in some rituals involving top hats and penguins, that would be great. Because there’s nothing funnier than a penguin in a top hat. Unless there’s also a little red bow tie. That’s funnier than just the top hat. I think the big mistake that cult-starters make is not realizing just how much money you can save on recruiting and brainwashing if you make your cult fun.
It’s my birthday!
Brett responds:
Posted: September 4th, 2006 at 3:10 am →
Happy Burfday!
Save some cake for me Tuesday at work, we’re sure gonna need it…mwa ha!
I like cults…they’re fun
I’ll be the dancing yahweh for entertainment at the one-day convention
Yeah, the yahweh dance will never die will it?
Anyway, sorry about your weekend being sucky, mine has been too…and just tonight I almost killed myself twice on the road…go me! 4am driving is fun that way
Ciao!
Rachel responds:
Posted: September 4th, 2006 at 9:09 am →
Happy Birthday Chica!!!!!
So, not to bring your crappy weekend down or anything but did you hear that Steve Erwin got killed by a stingray? At first I thought it was the car, but apparently it was the real thing.
Who woulda thunkit? I was for sure it would have been a croc.
Crikey!!
Sorry to get off subject.
I ordered my cult following penguin suit, but I don’t look good in hats. I ordered a pink bow tie…more my color.
Deb responds:
Posted: September 4th, 2006 at 1:58 pm →
Happy Birthday!!
Katie responds:
Posted: September 4th, 2006 at 5:34 pm →
Happy Birthday! I hope you have some fun today. Would you prefer a cult with a tendency towards togas or futuristic clothing?
Jan responds:
Posted: September 4th, 2006 at 10:36 pm →
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Wen-dy.
Happy Birtyday to you.
(and ma-ny m-o-r-e)
Faith - FR responds:
Posted: September 5th, 2006 at 8:31 am →
Happy Bursday!!!!!!!
LOVE YOU, FR!
Russell-P responds:
Posted: September 5th, 2006 at 9:22 am →
HAPPY BDAY!!! Mine is on the 8th of this month. Don’t worry though mine is going to be plenty crappy as well. Sucks when the girl you love breaks up with you. Well just be glad your not going to be 28 like me, that’s only 2 away from 30.
minijonb responds:
Posted: September 5th, 2006 at 10:12 am →
happy happy joy joy!
happy belated birthday.
TRiNA responds:
Posted: September 5th, 2006 at 8:53 pm →
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Of course this is old news as your birthday was yesterday, but I was not conscious for most of yesterday, so it’s almost like it was a timely birthday wish.
Miss you… seriously, I couldn’t stop thinkin about you all week, I hope everything is well.