Comments on: To Infinity Plus One

By: Lee (Bathustler from Myspace)

Lee (Bathustler from Myspace) — Wed, 17 May 2006 06:33:49 +0000

How about damage control well wishing?
I hope if you stub your toe that it only hurts for a minute or less.
I hope that if you lose money it’s only like 2 dollars or even better, just some change.
Or something frightening but sincere like:
I hope that if there is a nuclear war that your face is melted of your skull quickly and painlessly?
Or how about a combo of that and wanting to commiserate by subjecting one’s self to the same circumstance:
I hope that if you ever get the flesh eating disease that I get it too and it’s close to Halloween and we at least get to go out as zombies to a party or something.
Anyway, you get the idea. I love your effin’ blogs by the way. You write well and without all the filth and cussing that I rely so heavily upon. It must have something to do with my goal of confusing and/or offending the entire free world. Keep it up! Lee

By: kYLE

kYLE — Mon, 15 May 2006 19:48:37 +0000

~On your voicemail after you hung up on him~ - “I hope whenever you get angry and hang up your phone that a small fuzzy kitten, juggling 3 tiny mice that are also juggling they’re own tiny bits of cheese while they are being juggled by the kitten, will appear on your desk to cheer you up.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 15 May 2006 14:50:47 +0000

This was pretty funny. Next time try it with words that don’t exist like absosmufly and fantabulous. I can’t wait to see how far you can take that one.
I hope that you can fly and find an invisibility cloak.

By: Jan

Jan — Sat, 13 May 2006 15:56:30 +0000

I laughed, and laughed. Wendy, how do you come up with all this? I especially liked the - - I hope you guest star on CSI. I wasn’t sure you could one-up that. But you did. Thanks for the laughs.

By: Deb

Deb — Sat, 13 May 2006 13:36:01 +0000

I hope you know this was a hilarious post.