Osama’s Bin Filming
Well folks, the long-awaited blockbuster is here! The newest episode of the “Bin Laden Diaries: Thoughts From A Cave” is now showing! If you liked “Death to America” and “Death to the West”, you’ll love “Death to the Anti-Muslim Zionist Crusaders”! Now on VHS.
Yes, another tape. You know, for sitting in a cave all day hiding, Bin Laden’s tape production schedule is marginal at best. With all that time, I would expect a tape at least once a week. What else does he have to do? Sudoku?
My theory is that Bin Laden is becoming less of a terrorist and more of a crazy uncle…you know, the crazy uncle who shows up every so often on the front lawn in the middle of the night, drunk, and threatens to burn down your house. Then he mumbles something about being mistreated, and how Cheetos are better than Doritos, then staggers off into the night for a few more months.
Also, it’s the 21st century. I say we demand that terrorists keep with the times.
“A new tape from Bin Laden? I’m sorry, we’re only accepting DVDs.”
Chris responds:
Posted: April 24th, 2006 at 11:46 am →
Oh Magoo…….you’ve done it again!
Aaahhh……if only it were this simple
Funny stuff funny lady!
Murphy responds:
Posted: April 24th, 2006 at 10:43 pm →
I miss you.