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Gifts Saddam’s parents regret giving him as a child:
1. Submissive Burka Barbie
2. Lego’s Build-A-Palace playset
3. Risk
4. G.I. Jihad action figures
5. International Boy Scout Guide of Rocks to Hide Under in Iraq
6. Large barrel of oil
7. The Little Dictator Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Series
Why Paris Hilton is like a shark:
1. Both are only interested in flesh.
2. Both have shallow, soulless eyes.
3. Both leave trails of destruction in their wake.
4. Both have been in movies.
5. Both have the same skill level at crossword puzzles.
Why Paris Hilton is not like a shark:
1. The shark doesn’t videotape his exploits with flesh.
2. The shark doesn’t wear eye shadow.
3. The shark’s wake of destruction is not made up of alcohol and skankiness.
4. The shark’s movie was good.
5. The shark got 24 across right.
Deb responds:
Posted: April 7th, 2006 at 8:05 am →
I don’t really know much about Paris Hilton but reading your post I have to say I’m really glad I don’t. LOL
Rachel responds:
Posted: April 7th, 2006 at 9:10 am →
Deb - if you don’t know much about her, that is a good thing. Unless you have a pre-teen daughter. Then you want to keep her far, far away.
Basically PH is a waste of space and oxygen.