If History Was A Game Show
Have you seen that new game show called “Deal or No Deal”? It is pretty entertaining. Wouldn’t it be a lot more interesting if history had used the “Deal or No Deal” method of outcomes?
Howie Mandel: The banker is offering you $5,000 in clothing. Deal, or no deal?
Adam: Hmm…
Howie Mandel: Before you make your decision, let’s see who you’ve brought with you.
Adam: I brought my wife, Eve, and this serpent.
Eve: Hello.
Serpent: Ssssssalutations.
Howie Mandel: Ok, Adam needs your help. Deal, or no deal?
Eve: I don’t know…
Serpent: You didn’t come here for clothessssss. You came for the big prize! No deal!
Eve: Yeah, and we don’t need clothes. It’s not like we’re naked or anything! No deal!
Adam: No deal.
Howie Mandel: Then let’s see what’s in your case.
**Opens case**
Howie Mandel: Oh no! In your case is “Eviction from the Garden and the realization that you are, in fact, naked.” That’s too bad!
Adam: Oh, no.
Serpent: Oh, yessssss.
Eve: Hey. We’re naked.
deb responds:
Posted: April 3rd, 2006 at 5:54 pm →
ROFL Niiiicccceeee!
Erin responds:
Posted: April 3rd, 2006 at 7:55 pm →
Hey did you hear Lacey had her baby??? Its a boy!!! Caleb Aaron. Thought you’d wanna know… Later
erin
minijonb responds:
Posted: April 17th, 2006 at 11:04 pm →
I’d like to see a Monty Python Holy Grail version of Deal or No Deal:
Howie Mandel: The banker is offering you $5,000 if you tell us your favorite color. Deal, or no deal?
Knight: Blue! No… Yellow… No…
Howie Mandel: Game Over.